The Lorien Legacies by Pittacus Lore - NOT A REVIEW

Like the title said, this is not a review. It's just some stuff I'd like to let out.

WARNING: Might contain spoilers. Read at your own risk.

(That made me sound like a guard dog. I don't know, it popped from somewhere into my mind. Yes, I might be crazy.)

I found out about the book when I saw the movie of the first book of the series (which was terribly terrible because they got stuff mixed up), I Am Number Four. A specific someone from my class said the movie was overrated, but I didn't care. You know who you are (I was about to wink when I realised that might be a bit creepy, so nah).

Just before my dad called, I was reading the fourth book, The Fall of Five. Turns out that Number Five is actually Number Five, not Setrákus Ra in disguise, and he's a traitor. A freaking traitor.

LIKE, WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?

I wasn't disappointed, really. But I was mad. Why would he do that? Why turn your back to the people you know wouldn't use you, the people you can actually trust? He knocked Number Six out of consciousness and tried drowning Number Nine by keeping his head underwater. Now he's having a talk with Number Seven and Eight, trying to persuade them into joining him and the Mogadorians into conquering (or actually, destroying) the Earth.

…And I haven't seen the rest because I'm too frustrated at Five to read anymore of his stuff. (I was going to say a bad word. I decided against that. This should be celebrated.)

I know I'm not making sense, as if the characters in this book were real. But this is me when I read a book, cope with it. -rolls eyes-

PS. If I used any sort of profanity in this post or any others, I'm sorry. Sometimes I think too quick (I don't think I even think) to process any of the word I said. It's a bad habit of mine, and I know Ms. H is probably sitting hunched at her desk with her mouth agape, thinking "She uses profanities? Wow." or something along that line. May I remind you that I use a lot of profanities when talking to my friends in daily life. I've even convinced myself that I am an amnesiac pirate trapped in the body of a 14-year-old girl. Still, sorry. Maybe I'll try to get rid of it. I said, maybe.

PSS. You probably won't understand since you haven't read the book. If you don't read books, at least watch the movie. At least you'll know who the bad and good guys are.